Bring Him food.

Let him watch porn.

Leave him alone when he's with his boys.

When the game is on, that means quiet time.

When they stare at other women.. tell them "oh yeah I'd do her to."

Praise the small "things" he has, It usually won't grow anymore. Remember, it's always the "biggest one I've ever seen."

Don't Call him With A Mushy Nick Name.

Let them play their computer games as much as they want.

Let them drive all the time and never ask for directions, even if they've been lost for the past two hours.

Don't Get Mad If He Says Is It That Time Of The Month AGAIN.

Never have a "headache."

Play with his "fun stuff".

"I'm So Proud Of You."

no matter what, always answer "yes dear, you're the best I've ever had".

Laugh at all their jokes, even if you think they're idiotic.

Always answer "why yes dear i did come."

let him fall asleep right after intimacy, no cuddling.

He never has to say I love you in front of his boys.

if he's mad, just say everything is your fault.

Everything they say is right.

All holidays and anniversary means intimacy!.

treat him like god around his friends.

let him take as many pictures as he wants and keep them. "usually means they will show there mates"

dance with him, even if he looks like a buffoon having a seizure out on the dance floor.

Record Match Of The Day, As The First Show Didn't Record.

Never Leave Him And Go With One Of His Mates "That's A No No"

Grant Him One Wish..."it will be of the more fun stuff natured"

Always Have A Uniform To Wear...If You Know What I Mean...

When He Gives You A Ring And You Know Its From The Last One Say, "Babe You Shouldn't Have"

Bed time remember girls "No talking" straight sleep